Well, I should have known that there was a web site for those as twisted as I. Funny Engrish has loads of hysterically funny stuff. You can even buy T-shirts from Japan with entertaining Engrish on them! Oh my, yes, I MUST have one! Someone get me one for Christmas, please! (My address is on my book review site, see sidebar. size large!)
Let me rephrase that: It would be for the excitement human enjoyment putting shirt on!