My son Ole has had a beard before. He's tried the King Tut thing all the young men were sporting a while back. I think we were all glad when he shaved it off.
Ole the Norwegian Elkhound, however, doesn't need to shave his off because it will go away as soon as he goes inside.
Since I was paying him so much attention, he decided to tell me what was really on his mind.
What was that? Is there a problem?
Over there? There's a problem over there?
Is it a log or a dog? It is covered in snow. Hmmmm.
Aha! Sofie has the moose antler and she's chewing on YOUR spot! I see!
Well duh, Mom. An' also, I gots dese big radar ears. I bet I cud get us dat dog show on cable! And we don't gots cable!
